Funny Love Letter

By | August 17, 2010

Dear Timmy,

I am happy to tell you that I have fallen in love with you since 16th of July. I would like to present myself as a future lover. Our love is watched over so as to ensure the appropriate behavior for a period of two months, after completion of probation, there will be a continuous training and performance and importance of leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses made for coffee and some other would be shared equally between us. Based on your process of performing I take a large share of expenses. I am broadminded to take care on your expense account. I request you to  respond with in 30 days after receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be rejected and I shall be considering some one else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you don’t like to take this offer.


Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours loving,

Craig Thomas.